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Crime Demotivational Poster


Books -




HORATIO CANE -


TAGS: horatio cane csi crime
Rating: 3.78/5

More motifakes by Solgard

-quote needed- - April 13, 2009, 1:55 am
Cause he cant not wear sunglasses.
Jas - March 31, 2009, 8:20 pm
Hahaha, that's gold! Why does H have 2 pairs of glasses in the 3rd frame?


SOMEWHERE -


TAGS: space sowewhere funny war poverty crime
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by xxxvampirecowboyxxx

Oiler - January 2, 2013, 1:30 pm
Oxygen: Responsible for War, Crime, Hunger and Poverty. I always wondered.
Treehodger - March 15, 2010, 11:34 pm
But is there Motifake? No? I'll stay here then. Lol.
xxxvampirecowboyxxx - March 15, 2010, 11:24 pm
It is a screen name.
rerun - March 15, 2010, 10:56 pm

OK vampire, why the *** before and after name?
DSATHeDRiZZLe - March 15, 2010, 10:53 pm
Very nice...
rerun - March 15, 2010, 10:51 pm

nice 1st submission. welcome to Motifake


THEY HAD TO HAVE SEEN THAT COMING -


TAGS: fun crime
Rating: 4.69/5

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spypengen - April 12, 2012, 9:50 pm
challenge accepted


FREDO, I LOVE YOU - Wanna go fishing?




GUILTY -


TAGS: crime honey flower
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by Sho

Oiler - January 28, 2013, 3:12 pm
You are what you eat...BTW Steve, ever heard of Robert Picton? He killed h***ers and owned a pig farm near Vancouver BC...maybe he read YOUR story.
SteveFurlong - August 13, 2012, 6:31 pm
I wouldn't know. I don't watch TV at all. So far as I recall, I'd never heard the idea before writing it myself, but I'd be astonished to find that no one else thought of it first.
doggplant - August 13, 2012, 1:01 am
so like in that one show? uh criminal minds i think.
Sho - July 22, 2012, 11:24 am
Heheh. Nice
SteveFurlong - July 22, 2012, 10:54 am
I wrote a story in which the viewpoint character killed some people, fed them to pigs, and then had the pigs butchered and given to the decedents' families. Reader feedback was an even mix of "Oooh! Gross!" and "Greatest revenge ever!"
motifayk - July 21, 2012, 12:42 pm
Ta5ty


CRIME? - Ever wonder why you never hear about crimes happening at deer camp?


TAGS: crime
Rating: 2.6/5

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fred - January 2, 2010, 6:45 pm
just the crimes of dumbasses shooting other hunters when they make "sound sh**s", or they "see something move".


MODERN MAN TIP -


TAGS: modern man tip clean crimescene
Rating: 4.38/5

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firedog911 - January 30, 2011, 9:14 am
All bets off when that b**** asks for a "manwich"!


DEAD MAN WALKING -




SWEDISH POLITICIANS -




LA COSA NOSTRA - Not Looking So Tough & Scary Now.


TAGS: mafia crime criminals italians mob
Rating: 3.82/5

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twill1962 - August 10, 2012, 7:42 pm
MY EYES! MY EYES!


TEN YEARS FROM NOW... - ...when Tina is prosecuted for trying to rob a Circle K, she will get a lighter sentence, because she has no "priors." Well played, Tina. Well played...




POLICE SKETCH ARTISTS - There's a reason that they are doing what they are doing, and not hosting their own water colors and oils show at the Met.




ARRESTED MEXICAN DRUG BOSS - Serves him right! I would have quit after I made a few of those stacks.




TAKE THE MONEY AND RUN -


TAGS: robber thief gangster wayward crime
Rating: 3.64/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

project28 - January 9, 2013, 1:55 pm
She kind of looks like Ewa Sonnet.


The Gods Must Be Crazy -




IT'S A NASTY WORLD OUTTHERE -


TAGS: marchallenge not to try is a crime
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by sickartist

lesterinside - March 31, 2010, 10:49 am
I left a message to your lawyer. Hasn't replied yet.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 31, 2010, 10:42 am
Talk to my lawyer.....
lesterinside - March 31, 2010, 10:39 am
You always do that moooooo, when the topic is about child support.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 31, 2010, 10:12 am
BTW 5L for sickartist.....but they're all 5's aren't they?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 31, 2010, 10:11 am
Hey Lester...sorry about the abrupt ending to our conversation yesterday....I "fell asleep"...(passed out).....which I will do again soon.
lesterinside - March 31, 2010, 10:06 am
You risk nothing, you risk everything. 5L!


LAWFUL LAWYERS - "everything is just fantastic, thanks for asking"


TAGS: lawyers crime execution fine
Rating: 4/5

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Derek - March 4, 2010, 3:23 pm
"..they'll be the first up against the wall"
BoneCD - December 26, 2009, 8:56 am
Nicely done lovely.angie...5 fake Poodles for you


DEATH -




FENCE-LESS GATE! - The ultimate in home security and crime prevention. Guaranteed to keep even the most stalwart home invaders out! (Works on exes and spouses too!)




SKINHEADS - Not exactly the Einsteins of the criminal underworld.


TAGS: stupidity skinheads crime criminals stupid
Rating: 4.63/5

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Pikeman - December 26, 2012, 12:48 am
So proud of their whiteness they cover it in black.


INTERNET CRIME -


TAGS: crime trolling
Rating: 3.66/5

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Arrogant Knight - June 19, 2009, 10:33 pm
Ahh. Welcome back, Ron. You were missed!
BoneCD - June 19, 2009, 3:48 pm
LMAO


JAYWALKING - It's a crime!




I'm not sure, but... -




Tragic End -


TAGS: irony crime punishment law mcgruff
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Cannabal

Cannabal - February 28, 2014, 2:07 am
Si, yo comprende.
lgvernon - February 27, 2014, 6:15 pm

Steve says we're all just a little bit crazy.
Cannabal - February 27, 2014, 2:31 pm
Que?
lgvernon - February 27, 2014, 1:53 am

Si, es verdad!
steve1961 - February 27, 2014, 1:32 am
De cuerdo y loco todos tenemos un poco.
Cannabal - February 27, 2014, 1:29 am
Si.
Cannabal - February 27, 2014, 1:29 am
Si.
lgvernon - February 26, 2014, 10:03 pm

Translation: Now you have a broken eye. Silly silver man.
lgvernon - February 26, 2014, 7:56 pm

Ahora tienes un ojo rota!Hombre tonto plata...
Silverheart - February 26, 2014, 7:38 pm

Yo quiero Taco Bell
lgvernon - February 26, 2014, 7:20 pm

That suit is so h**, there's a fan built into the head. (Yes, boys and girls, I wore the McGruff the Crime Dog suit...in the desert...on the border. If you 'Yo quiero Taco Bell' me, even one time. I will find you, and poke you in the eye with a stick.


Welcome to Russia -




After Porn Ends -




Another Brick In The Wall -




Vows of Silence -




Crimes Of Fashion -




CRIME FIGHTERS -




Security Cams -




SOME SAY DOGS AND THEIR OWNERS - Look exactly alike after time. Aggy and MR. Nacho Libre? They take it to a whole nother level!


TAGS: fighting crime one leg at a time aggy mexican dog
Rating: 4.1/5

More motifakes by MO

BoneCD - March 13, 2010, 12:32 am
Well boys gotta reboot again...see ya in a few
agdaniele - March 13, 2010, 12:31 am
Why hasn't tickle dropped?
agdaniele - March 13, 2010, 12:29 am
LOL!
MO - March 13, 2010, 12:29 am
Slap and tickle!
BoneCD - March 13, 2010, 12:28 am
I heard it was "to and fro"
Sean - March 13, 2010, 12:28 am
aka his neuticles. Hope you upgraded, size-wise, but only for his sake, of course.
agdaniele - March 13, 2010, 12:26 am
(fate and destiny are his name for his balls)
MO - March 13, 2010, 12:25 am
Thanks Sean! Fate? Or Destiny? I'm gonna wrassle with that one for a while....
Sean - March 13, 2010, 12:10 am
Great work, MO. But in aggy's defence, I hear that Mr. Nacho Libre was already wearing this getup at the animal shelter weeks before aggy went in to use their phone to call a tow truck. Of course the rest was fate, as they say.
agdaniele - March 12, 2010, 11:51 pm
Boondock Saints, perhaps... but the Fleur de Lis... well, that's just g** to the core!
ICEMAN - March 12, 2010, 11:50 pm
I didn't know you were a Saints fan Aggy.
spacedog - March 12, 2010, 11:50 pm
LMAO! That dog is WAY too happy to be in that costume.
agdaniele - March 12, 2010, 11:47 pm
You just haven't seen the pyle driver maneuver!


Partners -


TAGS: crime partner gallow hanging
Rating: 4/5

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maoworks2 - April 7, 2014, 5:53 pm
My Condolences My Friend .
JesusWept - April 7, 2014, 1:23 pm
That's so sad, Emilio! I lost a close friend in a car crash a few years ago :(
EmilioDumphque - April 7, 2014, 1:19 pm
True for me: my best friend just died. (F*ukin' cancer!)


Citizens Against Street Hoodlums -


TAGS: crime
Rating: 4/5

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Bolverk3778 - August 1, 2013, 4:43 pm
Sod being a sheepdog-Be a wolf.


COMMUNITY SERVICE -




LYING CRIMINAL -


TAGS: crime woodchuck cage bad
Rating: 2.23/5

More motifakes by mrghostwalker

Bandit5906 - July 1, 2011, 11:19 pm
I had one once and broccoli was his fav.


Looting -


TAGS: riots looting stealing theft crime
Rating: 5/5

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Pushkin - September 28, 2016, 11:38 pm
Very funny, MissPriss.
MissPriss - September 28, 2016, 12:16 pm
I need a new truck...c'mon God a little help here cuz this thing is too heavy for 1 person to push teehee.


There Are Different Views -


TAGS: crime punishment life death attitude
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - April 14, 2016, 1:36 am
Thank you sir :)
Reality Lord - April 13, 2016, 11:19 am

so dark. nice :)


Forgetfulness -




CRIME -


TAGS: street crime violence violins music
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by ScorpioSeven

ScorpioSeven - March 27, 2016, 12:47 am
You play Violin? Terrific! I play Poker with no physical problems, unless I win "too often."
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 26, 2016, 9:50 pm
Love it! I play violin, and the effects it causes on your should and neck of not poised properly can cause violence to your muscles.
ScorpioSeven - March 22, 2016, 7:40 am
http://kennyg.com/
mizzdizz - March 22, 2016, 1:53 am
Only if you're Kenny G.
ScorpioSeven - March 21, 2016, 10:27 am
Domo Arigato, Concern3-san...
concern3 - March 21, 2016, 10:15 am
Very nice, UP yours
ScorpioSeven - March 21, 2016, 9:34 am
You mean, like "INCOME SAXES?"
mizzdizz - March 21, 2016, 9:24 am
You forgot the saxes! ^!!!!!


I think crime pays. The hours are good. You travel a lot. -


TAGS: crime psycho
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by blacktime

NickDahlmier - June 24, 2016, 5:04 am
Yeah, it pays... Right up to the point the manager of the motel you stopped at shows-up dressed as his mother, and hacks you to death with a kitchen knife while you shower! And the man that created that... He likes "Smokey & The Bandit"!
fgd051943 - June 19, 2016, 11:11 pm
Too bad we can't give up votes to the comments, MissPriss.
MissPriss - June 15, 2016, 12:49 pm
I live by the motto: Crime. It's only illegal if you get caught. Gotta go my cell block is heading out for yard time.


Da Hood -


TAGS: hood crime theft
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

concern3 - May 2, 2016, 5:24 am
very funny, UP yours


Profiling -




Passion -




opportunism -


TAGS: life success crime opportunity cookie
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by Cannabal

mizzdizz - August 30, 2015, 7:56 pm
Excellent, Cannibal! 5L


A Sort Of Homecoming -




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